God Bless Minasan..
Monday, March 07, 2005
God Bless Minasan(everyone).. God pls pls bless me!! although i'm not ur believer.. but pls.. for now forgive watever i've done n bless me.. i dun care which god u are lar.. watever as long as u bless me... I've been blasting n hugging to e toilet e whole day since yesterday nite.. blasting aka diarheoa lar.. haha.. been blasting so much dat i cant feel my butt.. it's numb!! damn fucking tired.. it felt as if i've been fucked a billion times.. hahaha.. yeah pls pardon me for my crudeness.. i've learnt dat frm my friend.. not to mention who.. hehe.. anyway back to my shitting.. haha.. feeling so dehydrated now.. give me a sec.. i go get water.. BACK!! CB must be e Fisherman's FrXXXds dat i've overdosed myself w/.. dunno if it's true or not lar.. but frm hui lar.. he say dat e lozenges contains a small amount of laxative.. So if u consumed too much, u will kana diarheoa lor.. haha.. how i wished i've longed believed him.. hope its not too late?? hahaa.. all e sudden my asshole become tis automatic coffee maker.. sia la.. anyone for coffee?? it's warm.. but smehow sme of e "coffee powder" has yet dissolved lar... eeeks... dat sounds disgusting.. hahahaa.. but dunno why leh.. on e other hand, i smehow enjoyed it.. haha.. not dat i enjoyed e stuff going thru my asshole non stop.. haha dun think dirty hor.. hehe.. it's just dat smehow it sort of cleared my bowels.. in other words.. i've lost weight.. wahaaa.haha.. now my tummy looked smaller.. can do sit up liao.. haha.. 1,2,3,4.... 100 sit up also no kick sia.. *sniff sniff*.. smelling my fingers.. hmm.. recalling... did i washed my hands just now?? hmm.. *sniff sniff*.... wooooo.... damn HIGH sia..!! haha...
So wat happened last wk?? hmm....ehh.... ar....haha dun really remember leh.. like dat lor.. e usual everyday stayed in camp do nth.. but slack ard.. haha.. Army life's just so slack.. So HELLO!!! Tax payers,Civilians n Gals!! wake up ur idea.. if u guys think dat army life's as tough as it describes in e tv advertisement,... hahaha....den i got nth to say lor.. but u guys r dumb enough to believe it.. giving wat crap abt protecting our country, our homeland... n our family... wah lau eh.. cme on lar.. if u guys wan to increase e taxes or wat hor.. pls stop using e army as an excuse lar.. e truth is.. u tax payers are actually paying us army personnels e money to stay in camp to eat n sleep throughout our army life.. n of coz paying sme idiots who signed on to get paid while playing mahjong.. pretty lame rite.. Anyways came monday lar... e day where we finally moved our butt.. haha we were told to move ops boxes out of containers dat were shipped back to Spore.. haha so everyone's doing their own part lor.. den u guys must be thinking i'll be slacking ard in one corner again rite?!!? no lor... in fact i was so garang.. u all wouldn hav guessed... i blocked an oncoming rolling concertina wire w/ my bare hands... fucking BAREHANDS leh!!.. hahaha.. n got myself a deep cut.. but i nvr shed a tear.. sia la.. garang rite?! hahaha.. actually not lar.. dunno y lar.. dat day had sme misunderstandin w/ an idiot lor..dat got me so pissed off n when i'm pissed off, i'm usually not thinking... hahaha so i blocked e stuff w/ my barehands.. GARANG bo...hahha..
Den had my ACCT lessons on tues, wed n fri..err.. dun really noe wat does ACCT stands for lar.. cant be bothered also lar.. it's just sme lesson where u go ard slamming ur partner lor.. hahaha... dunno y leh.. i enjoyed myself.. i dunno abt my partner lar.. but all i noe is.. it wouldn be unusual if i happen to break his hands or leg one day.. haha.. coz i'm tis cork fellow who just couldn care much.. ahahah... so i shall let my partner remained unnamed to protect his reputation.. hhaaahha.. on e overall it's a form of good exercise lor.. where we learn how to counter moves.. haha.. machiam bruce lee like dat leh.. not bad de wor... Still e only bad thing is... we have to have our head gear on during e session.. as a safety precaution.. haha.. imagine..e head gear.. not only has it been passed down frm batches after batches.. currently, its still shared among hundreds of ppl.. liew.. damn err... imagine e sweat.. n everything... wooo.. HIGH i tell u... high.. n it causes breakouts on my flawless skin.. hahaah.. damn it.. sigh..dere goes my beautiful skin.. hahahahaha.... Thurs.. had my SOC.. wasnt quite prepared for it coz it came so suddenly.. like my diarheoa.. if i try farting.. god noes.. e coffee making session will come so suddenly.. like a river flow... hahaa.. ok.. back to my SOC.. tis time round had more ACTIGEN-E in e morning.. damn it.. i die die must pass tis SOC.. i told myself.. cant let myself down.. i'll try everything to pass tis.. imagine lar.. i've alreadi stoop so low dat i would even listen to sme crap theory abt milo gives u wings... ahahah...jkin lar.. dun play play hor.. e ACTIGEN-E actually works!! hahaa.. i've got my personal best at 9:02!! hahaha...i guessed.. but dunno if got magic pen or not lar.. if got.. i wouldn feel as much happy lor.. honestly.. kns.. but wasnt happy abt my performance too.. coz i didn really complete e whole obstacle.. coz fell off e swing trainer half way thru.. cannot take it lar.. my wound opened again.. but managed to finish all other obstacles.. w/ my manly tolerance.. hahaha... wahhh... where's my applause?? hahaha... must show encouragement mah... hehe..
Then fri book out liao went out w/ hui ar... need to make full use of my time.. coz having my COS duty on saturday.. haha damn touch sia.. e latter burned a cd dat i wanted.. haha which i'm currently listening to now... anyways was out to catch Prestinct 13. a fully action packed show lor.. very very packed ar.... haha but not my show ar...e whole scene just happened in e fucking police station.. ahaha.. but still will give it a 3star lor.. for effort.. ahaha.. den came Sat lor.. e fucking cork up day for me.. was informed of dat there will be a power cut off frm 1-6pm.. damn.. imagine lar...5 hrs of no air con.. no entertainment... no nth.. w/ u alone in e stuffy room...haha machiam playing Survivor wor.. wah lan eh... buay tahan lor.. hahaaa.. so left me w/ no choice but to go back bunk n sleep lor.. hehe.. excuses... n just when i tot nth could be worse.. misfortunate stuff befalls on edwin.. wanted to be there... nah shall not elaborate abt it.. rather private.. hehe.. shh.. unless u r close to me.. anyways was worried sick e whole day dat i even tot of AWOL lor.. hahaha.. lame rite.. couldn get stuff out of my mind..lucky i'm calm enough.. hehe n got hui ard ar to entertain me.. although e fucker was out enjoying himself lar.. ahhaaha.. kidding lar.. Really GOD BLESS EVERYONE lor...
Sunday damn tiring.. was disturbed of my sleep by shaun.. hahaha.. was sleeping in e bunk ar.. he woke me up..coz he's e next day COS.. hahaha supposingly to take over me.. but i'm sleeping my way in e bunk.. anyways.. woke up liao.. nvr go hme str8.. went to find my friend.. den evening went out w/ hui.. gone VROOM VROOM.. haha.. gone out to seek nice nightspots.. haha.. went to mount faber.. wahh.. damn we found a new spot.. w/ really nice scenery n all..n e ambience's dere.. damn "NAP" ar.. hahaha can see couples make out also.. haha.. opps.. dun mean to leh.. den e usual stuff lar.. talk cork sing song.. talked things out straight.. eat supper n went to our lau di fang.. ahahhaha... tis time round mama.. it has nth to do w/ hui.. is i force him to go one... ahahah.. watever.. btw added sme tots to my blog.. go check it out.
So wat happened last wk?? hmm....ehh.... ar....haha dun really remember leh.. like dat lor.. e usual everyday stayed in camp do nth.. but slack ard.. haha.. Army life's just so slack.. So HELLO!!! Tax payers,Civilians n Gals!! wake up ur idea.. if u guys think dat army life's as tough as it describes in e tv advertisement,... hahaha....den i got nth to say lor.. but u guys r dumb enough to believe it.. giving wat crap abt protecting our country, our homeland... n our family... wah lau eh.. cme on lar.. if u guys wan to increase e taxes or wat hor.. pls stop using e army as an excuse lar.. e truth is.. u tax payers are actually paying us army personnels e money to stay in camp to eat n sleep throughout our army life.. n of coz paying sme idiots who signed on to get paid while playing mahjong.. pretty lame rite.. Anyways came monday lar... e day where we finally moved our butt.. haha we were told to move ops boxes out of containers dat were shipped back to Spore.. haha so everyone's doing their own part lor.. den u guys must be thinking i'll be slacking ard in one corner again rite?!!? no lor... in fact i was so garang.. u all wouldn hav guessed... i blocked an oncoming rolling concertina wire w/ my bare hands... fucking BAREHANDS leh!!.. hahaha.. n got myself a deep cut.. but i nvr shed a tear.. sia la.. garang rite?! hahaha.. actually not lar.. dunno y lar.. dat day had sme misunderstandin w/ an idiot lor..dat got me so pissed off n when i'm pissed off, i'm usually not thinking... hahaha so i blocked e stuff w/ my barehands.. GARANG bo...hahha..
Den had my ACCT lessons on tues, wed n fri..err.. dun really noe wat does ACCT stands for lar.. cant be bothered also lar.. it's just sme lesson where u go ard slamming ur partner lor.. hahaha... dunno y leh.. i enjoyed myself.. i dunno abt my partner lar.. but all i noe is.. it wouldn be unusual if i happen to break his hands or leg one day.. haha.. coz i'm tis cork fellow who just couldn care much.. ahahah... so i shall let my partner remained unnamed to protect his reputation.. hhaaahha.. on e overall it's a form of good exercise lor.. where we learn how to counter moves.. haha.. machiam bruce lee like dat leh.. not bad de wor... Still e only bad thing is... we have to have our head gear on during e session.. as a safety precaution.. haha.. imagine..e head gear.. not only has it been passed down frm batches after batches.. currently, its still shared among hundreds of ppl.. liew.. damn err... imagine e sweat.. n everything... wooo.. HIGH i tell u... high.. n it causes breakouts on my flawless skin.. hahaah.. damn it.. sigh..dere goes my beautiful skin.. hahahahaha.... Thurs.. had my SOC.. wasnt quite prepared for it coz it came so suddenly.. like my diarheoa.. if i try farting.. god noes.. e coffee making session will come so suddenly.. like a river flow... hahaa.. ok.. back to my SOC.. tis time round had more ACTIGEN-E in e morning.. damn it.. i die die must pass tis SOC.. i told myself.. cant let myself down.. i'll try everything to pass tis.. imagine lar.. i've alreadi stoop so low dat i would even listen to sme crap theory abt milo gives u wings... ahahah...jkin lar.. dun play play hor.. e ACTIGEN-E actually works!! hahaa.. i've got my personal best at 9:02!! hahaha...i guessed.. but dunno if got magic pen or not lar.. if got.. i wouldn feel as much happy lor.. honestly.. kns.. but wasnt happy abt my performance too.. coz i didn really complete e whole obstacle.. coz fell off e swing trainer half way thru.. cannot take it lar.. my wound opened again.. but managed to finish all other obstacles.. w/ my manly tolerance.. hahaha... wahhh... where's my applause?? hahaha... must show encouragement mah... hehe..
Then fri book out liao went out w/ hui ar... need to make full use of my time.. coz having my COS duty on saturday.. haha damn touch sia.. e latter burned a cd dat i wanted.. haha which i'm currently listening to now... anyways was out to catch Prestinct 13. a fully action packed show lor.. very very packed ar.... haha but not my show ar...e whole scene just happened in e fucking police station.. ahaha.. but still will give it a 3star lor.. for effort.. ahaha.. den came Sat lor.. e fucking cork up day for me.. was informed of dat there will be a power cut off frm 1-6pm.. damn.. imagine lar...5 hrs of no air con.. no entertainment... no nth.. w/ u alone in e stuffy room...haha machiam playing Survivor wor.. wah lan eh... buay tahan lor.. hahaaa.. so left me w/ no choice but to go back bunk n sleep lor.. hehe.. excuses... n just when i tot nth could be worse.. misfortunate stuff befalls on edwin.. wanted to be there... nah shall not elaborate abt it.. rather private.. hehe.. shh.. unless u r close to me.. anyways was worried sick e whole day dat i even tot of AWOL lor.. hahaha.. lame rite.. couldn get stuff out of my mind..lucky i'm calm enough.. hehe n got hui ard ar to entertain me.. although e fucker was out enjoying himself lar.. ahhaaha.. kidding lar.. Really GOD BLESS EVERYONE lor...
Sunday damn tiring.. was disturbed of my sleep by shaun.. hahaha.. was sleeping in e bunk ar.. he woke me up..coz he's e next day COS.. hahaha supposingly to take over me.. but i'm sleeping my way in e bunk.. anyways.. woke up liao.. nvr go hme str8.. went to find my friend.. den evening went out w/ hui.. gone VROOM VROOM.. haha.. gone out to seek nice nightspots.. haha.. went to mount faber.. wahh.. damn we found a new spot.. w/ really nice scenery n all..n e ambience's dere.. damn "NAP" ar.. hahaha can see couples make out also.. haha.. opps.. dun mean to leh.. den e usual stuff lar.. talk cork sing song.. talked things out straight.. eat supper n went to our lau di fang.. ahahhaha... tis time round mama.. it has nth to do w/ hui.. is i force him to go one... ahahah.. watever.. btw added sme tots to my blog.. go check it out.
soowei noted at 11:10 PM
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