Road Rage..
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Haha.. hmm.. as e title suggested, it shall be wat i'm touching on this wk. Haha.a.. hmm.. the whole wk, i've only been in camp on tues.. n half of friday. Me as a part of e stage crew(haha.. sounds nice right) was granted to stay out everyday.. n need not report back to camp... n only did need to report to Padang field at 6plus. pm. woo hoo!! Coolz eh.. haha.. really a damn good deal it was. So as expected lor.. i could only wake up every morning at 11 plus 12.. have my lunch cum breakfast, catch sme simpsons episode.. do sme stuff... n ciaoz.. report to padang.. if only these is to go on for the rest of the wks.. till National day.. Haha.. hmm...
Works in padang.. arent much.. really.. e least u can expect.. Haha. Wellz.. too bad e bastard arent dere to share it w/ me.. hahahaa... Life back in camp on tues was really bad.. e moment i step into e bunk.. haha.. awesomely quiet it was.. so so quiet dat i could listen to e cricket laughing.. geez..am i e only one feeling so?? y e fuck arent anyone talking.. geeez... god.. lucky i dun have to stay dere for long...
Anyways.. so shall carry on.. so every night, i did got e chance to drive out.. yeah!! only if my bro's not using e van... sigh... now grumbling if only i own a car.. i dun expect much.. oh god.. pls grant me my wish.. n tml i wake up one van is at my doorstep.. oh ya cannot... i live in HDB.. err.. at my void deck.. oh.. pls.. HAhaa... k lar.. time to be back to reality.
Now now.. a brief summary abt my Road Rage.. finally eh.. after so much crap. Once was on my way home.. after drive out w/ hui.. haha.. Was rushing home.. wanted to see how long i take to reach home frm sengkang.. wanna break my time record mah.. so was driving.. lalala... den on a road, on e other lane was a white van.. it's too driving at a very high speed.. kindda as expected mah.. for night traffic.. at 3-4plus..? So me.. haha. have this stupid idea of winning him.. so i drove so fast i took over him.. n cut his lane.. haha.. den think he also buay song.. so he did e same.. hahaa.. so i took e 3rd lane.. while he's on e 2nd. No one else was ard.. hahaa.. no more vehicles except e two of us. So e two of us was driving at our top speed.. until we meet a turn.. hahaha.. a filter lane where e both of us wanted to take.. n i rammed my van n he did.. Wooo.. i luv e trill.. LUVE it..!! den a split of moment.. he won me.. hahaa.. sian. he took e turn earlier den i did.. n won.. sian. wanted to chase him for more but a traffic light stopped me.. sian..
Haha.. am still on my way back.. n was still so ON ar.. my engine.. my spirit's still damn high.. so when i reached a long stretch of straight road, i did ram my vehicle again.. n dere.. it was, a bike w/ a rider n it's co rider.. hahah.a.. blocking my way lor.. so i rammed so hard... n took over dem n blocked their way in front.. n ram my vehicle.. to give out sme soot...hahhaha.. pretty gangster lar.. but couldn care less.. was so high.. den dey also.. drove to e side of my vehicle.. stared at me.. haha.. but i "bo hiu" dem lar.. act cool.. hehe.. dey were just mid twenties guys.. didn think much abt wat dey think too.. tot was nth.. so just drove my own.. n back home. Making my way to e multi storey carpark, i took a glance at e mirror n see dem tailing behind my back.. but dey didn make e turn into e carpark..After i parked my van, i took a glance down frm e top n saw dem waiting at e entrance of e carpark.. sitting down talking to each other..hhaa.. was thinking.. oh no.. die die.. two versus one.. dey want to kill me ar..oh no.. hahaa.. so i bravely walked down.. to e entrance of e carpark... took a deep breathe n looked at dem.. n dey saw me... our eyes met... n fell in luv.. hahah.. no lar.. our eyes met for 2 sec.. and and.... nth happened.. hahhaha..... phew.. cold sweat sia.. Hahaaa.. damn sounds like a loser sia.. think dey just happened to stay ard my neighbourhood i guess... kaoz.. scared nth out of me.. liew..
Another incident.. happened on thurs night. haha was preparing to drive off when i saw a plastic bag.. lying on e co driver seat.. so nvr think much again.. haha.. i simply dumped it a e back of e van. Fast forward >>>>>> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> n i reached home at 4plus.. gotta put e things back to where dey were.. so i took e same plastic bag frm e back of e van. n damn.. it felt real hot.. so i took a look at wat's inside e bag... hhaa.. oh no.. dere's a bag of water w/ fish inside.. dun ask me wat fish it is.. i have no idea.. u noe.. e bag.. where e pet shop put e fish u wanted to buy inside?? yeah yeah.. a bag where dere's water n air.. hahaha.. n fish of coz... man i'm bad in description.. anyways.. so i took out e bag.. n felt e water.. man it was hot.. n e fish inside's alreadi... slanting.. n wasn moving.. but i dunno if it's dead lar... well his eyes are still open.. hahahaa.... den i had this stupid idea... i untied e bag.. n poured away all e water n e bag.. n filled it w/ fresh water i could find in my van... haha..at least e water isnt hot.. so.. in hope dat e fish could survive.. so i waited for a sec.. it's still not moving!!.. so i tried blowing air inside e bag.. n tied it up again.. n shake e bag.. haha.. thinking dat mayb a air in e bag can get into e water n e fish can live again.. hahahahha.. call me stupid lar.. but it makes sense wat.. haha.. except dat e air would be co2 den o2.. ahahaa.. but haha.. still stood dere motionless.. oh no.. hahaa.. n wat i did?? hhaha.. i placed it back on e co driver seat n walked off.. ... i dunno wat to do leh... i killed a fish.. sigh.. zui nie..zui nie.. n it's late.. gotta prepare my stuff.. back to camp. coz i have COS duty e next morn.. so i stood awake lor.. until i booked in for my duty... hmm.. k la.. shall touch on dat again.. getting late.. alreadi 3 now.. tml still need to go padang for e stupid rehearsal.. w/o an asshole.. life's so much quieter now.. too quiet.
Works in padang.. arent much.. really.. e least u can expect.. Haha. Wellz.. too bad e bastard arent dere to share it w/ me.. hahahaa... Life back in camp on tues was really bad.. e moment i step into e bunk.. haha.. awesomely quiet it was.. so so quiet dat i could listen to e cricket laughing.. geez..am i e only one feeling so?? y e fuck arent anyone talking.. geeez... god.. lucky i dun have to stay dere for long...
Anyways.. so shall carry on.. so every night, i did got e chance to drive out.. yeah!! only if my bro's not using e van... sigh... now grumbling if only i own a car.. i dun expect much.. oh god.. pls grant me my wish.. n tml i wake up one van is at my doorstep.. oh ya cannot... i live in HDB.. err.. at my void deck.. oh.. pls.. HAhaa... k lar.. time to be back to reality.
Now now.. a brief summary abt my Road Rage.. finally eh.. after so much crap. Once was on my way home.. after drive out w/ hui.. haha.. Was rushing home.. wanted to see how long i take to reach home frm sengkang.. wanna break my time record mah.. so was driving.. lalala... den on a road, on e other lane was a white van.. it's too driving at a very high speed.. kindda as expected mah.. for night traffic.. at 3-4plus..? So me.. haha. have this stupid idea of winning him.. so i drove so fast i took over him.. n cut his lane.. haha.. den think he also buay song.. so he did e same.. hahaa.. so i took e 3rd lane.. while he's on e 2nd. No one else was ard.. hahaa.. no more vehicles except e two of us. So e two of us was driving at our top speed.. until we meet a turn.. hahaha.. a filter lane where e both of us wanted to take.. n i rammed my van n he did.. Wooo.. i luv e trill.. LUVE it..!! den a split of moment.. he won me.. hahaa.. sian. he took e turn earlier den i did.. n won.. sian. wanted to chase him for more but a traffic light stopped me.. sian..
Haha.. am still on my way back.. n was still so ON ar.. my engine.. my spirit's still damn high.. so when i reached a long stretch of straight road, i did ram my vehicle again.. n dere.. it was, a bike w/ a rider n it's co rider.. hahah.a.. blocking my way lor.. so i rammed so hard... n took over dem n blocked their way in front.. n ram my vehicle.. to give out sme soot...hahhaha.. pretty gangster lar.. but couldn care less.. was so high.. den dey also.. drove to e side of my vehicle.. stared at me.. haha.. but i "bo hiu" dem lar.. act cool.. hehe.. dey were just mid twenties guys.. didn think much abt wat dey think too.. tot was nth.. so just drove my own.. n back home. Making my way to e multi storey carpark, i took a glance at e mirror n see dem tailing behind my back.. but dey didn make e turn into e carpark..After i parked my van, i took a glance down frm e top n saw dem waiting at e entrance of e carpark.. sitting down talking to each other..hhaa.. was thinking.. oh no.. die die.. two versus one.. dey want to kill me ar..oh no.. hahaa.. so i bravely walked down.. to e entrance of e carpark... took a deep breathe n looked at dem.. n dey saw me... our eyes met... n fell in luv.. hahah.. no lar.. our eyes met for 2 sec.. and and.... nth happened.. hahhaha..... phew.. cold sweat sia.. Hahaaa.. damn sounds like a loser sia.. think dey just happened to stay ard my neighbourhood i guess... kaoz.. scared nth out of me.. liew..
Another incident.. happened on thurs night. haha was preparing to drive off when i saw a plastic bag.. lying on e co driver seat.. so nvr think much again.. haha.. i simply dumped it a e back of e van. Fast forward >>>>>> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> n i reached home at 4plus.. gotta put e things back to where dey were.. so i took e same plastic bag frm e back of e van. n damn.. it felt real hot.. so i took a look at wat's inside e bag... hhaa.. oh no.. dere's a bag of water w/ fish inside.. dun ask me wat fish it is.. i have no idea.. u noe.. e bag.. where e pet shop put e fish u wanted to buy inside?? yeah yeah.. a bag where dere's water n air.. hahaha.. n fish of coz... man i'm bad in description.. anyways.. so i took out e bag.. n felt e water.. man it was hot.. n e fish inside's alreadi... slanting.. n wasn moving.. but i dunno if it's dead lar... well his eyes are still open.. hahahaa.... den i had this stupid idea... i untied e bag.. n poured away all e water n e bag.. n filled it w/ fresh water i could find in my van... haha..at least e water isnt hot.. so.. in hope dat e fish could survive.. so i waited for a sec.. it's still not moving!!.. so i tried blowing air inside e bag.. n tied it up again.. n shake e bag.. haha.. thinking dat mayb a air in e bag can get into e water n e fish can live again.. hahahahha.. call me stupid lar.. but it makes sense wat.. haha.. except dat e air would be co2 den o2.. ahahaa.. but haha.. still stood dere motionless.. oh no.. hahaa.. n wat i did?? hhaha.. i placed it back on e co driver seat n walked off.. ... i dunno wat to do leh... i killed a fish.. sigh.. zui nie..zui nie.. n it's late.. gotta prepare my stuff.. back to camp. coz i have COS duty e next morn.. so i stood awake lor.. until i booked in for my duty... hmm.. k la.. shall touch on dat again.. getting late.. alreadi 3 now.. tml still need to go padang for e stupid rehearsal.. w/o an asshole.. life's so much quieter now.. too quiet.
soowei noted at 2:03 AM
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