Singaporeans..

Sunday, March 27, 2005

If you drop your shoe for some reason into the track, you DO NOT jump into the track to pick them up. Understand children? It is but a SHOE. Stupid just plain stupidity. I know it's bad talking abt a deceased but sorry i just dun understand. Why would he ever do that. Why would his fiancee ever encourage him to do so?!

This is no freak accident nor any accident. It's a suicide. 1st thing first. How did e shoe's tat tied to his foot ever come out? Even if it does how did it get to the train track? Didn your mums taught u guys not to play on e mrt station? 2nd. Okay Mayb the shoe flew on it's own to the track.. Weee..~ . But why would someone w/ sme common sense jump off to the track to retrieve a shoe?! Alrite.. mayb e shoe's some sentimental memory. Fair enough. 3rd. Is his fiancee just as lame? Maybe he convinced his fiancee tat he's some superhero n he could get the shoe n be back by her side harmless. Comeon.. u think the sign dat says "DANGER" on e mrt track's for show? Fair enough mayb she's just as lame. 4th.Even if he does.. dun we have this mrt tracker that tells when the train's coming.. in how many minutes?? k maybe he didn see it. 5th. When he wanted to get out of the track, why arent there anyone else but her fiancee tried to rescue him?? He's no YOKOZUNA or sme fat ass. All he needs just 2-3 mature men to rescue him. Judging frm e time of death, it's considered peak period. Sure dere's someone else standing aside doing nth but watching n eating popcorns(sounds like watching a movie).. All i deduce frm this news, selfish singaporeans. They are just too used to being called around n do things. So much so that they dun have a mind of their own now.. KAM LAN. And as for e deceased, i wouldn blame anything on them. Sure if they were given a 2nd chance, they would do the same thing again.. or would dey?? (they are mud afterall..) haha just kiddin.. NOT... wahaha.. still i show sympathy to e deceased n his family. Anyways i know this has got no nothing to do with me. Blah blah blah... Just trying to show n get my point across. It's my blog your talking abt. I say what i want. :P haha...

Hmm.. so i spent my whole morning reading this news.. haha..SLOW rite.. i hate reading chinese newspaper. It gives me headache.. all e words.. so small n all cramped together. Now i see why old ppl reading w/ magnifying glass. Hmm.. shall get one in the future... haha. Sian ar... bookin in later... SIAN 1/2. All thanks to sme Retard Swine Man in short RSM. Really hav no idea why he got all e fucking strength n free time to check on our area cleaning. YEAH area cleaning... get this rite. Worst still he's not frm our unit. So last wk we have to spend our whole day doing spring cleaning for our bunk n staircase. LAME. but i dun mind actually.. hahaa... at least i know i'm living in a clean environment. Just dun make it a often thing. Plus now i have a clean toilet to pee n shit n bathe in.. Oh man god bless e TOILET. Sme morons pls stop peeing n shitting like an untrained dog. Even dogs know its territory to shit n pee in i dun get it why humans dun. KAOZ.. imbeciles..

Had a short wk last wk. Nth much to remember. Except abt the area cleaning thing. Oh ya talking abt area cleaning. Mr Guo Xunwei. I dun care if u are reading this or not.. if you do, i really hope tis can get it to ur mind.. if u dont... den leave it be lor.. ahahaha... BAHH... nvm.. guess i'll let it go. *Taking a deep breathe*.. haha learning how to control my temper. Haha.. lame rite.. why would one need to do such a thing.. hmm... i dunno..mayb for a better self n to be a better friend? it feels good when one is forgiven in my heart. It's so much better than taking it to myself.. n bottling it up.. thinking nth happened. n nth will. It just sucks. So.. if you are interested, pls make a call to 99545938. Our customer service will be most willingly to give you ur advice. Dun hide anymore.. hahah... Someone pls be stupid enough to call this. Mayb i can for once see my blog in the newspaper.. haha.. den i'll be so fucking proud tat smeone's reading my blog.

Then was out on thurs night for hmm... Fist of Fury. Sme HK movie by stephen fung n twinz!! hhaha... man dey are cute.. KAwaii... my dear charlene... hahah.. too engrossed w/ e two beauties dat i couldn give a damn abt e storyline.. hahaha.. talk cork la. E story's normal.. wat's nice abt is is e moves lor.. i like e fighting part.. it makes it looks as if after i graduate frm ACCT, i'll be able to fight like dem.. haaha.. really lei.. nice moves.. pretty faces... not bad de wor..

Then friday. Was hme until aft. Pretty bored n sian ar.. no one asked me out also.. Dun like e idea of always me asking ppl out.. so was out w/ ben n e guys e moment dey asked me out.. hahaha.. Just hanging ard... in e town. Went to some "cha guan" and hang ard dere for 3hrs plus.. hahaa... 3hrs plus leh.. longer den a movie.. haha u can imagine my butt getting cramped after all those hrs. Then walked ard lor.. wanted to catch a movie. But e guys no money. Pretty fine w/ dat.. It's not always e need to catch a movie when outside.. hahaa.. Den went on to playing billard instead. Haha.. although not my cup of tea lah.. but dun mind sitting ard to watch dem play lar.. can ka jiao dem also mah.. free also.. hahaa.. no harm.

Then e nite.. went out w/ hui. Went to CCSS. haha.. it brings so much memories.. n i suggested to climb in. Haha.. nvr tot hui would agree upon it so fast lei... hhaah really pretty surprised dat he would do tis w/me also. haha.. anyways.. really enjoyed lor. Haha... almost kana busted by e security.. dunno wat to say lar.. so touch sia.. weep weep.. see i'm crying.. hahahaaa talk cork. Appreciate lar... sia la.. next time we shall do sth more daring... how abt it sia.. dat's my dare devil mah.. ahaha... remember e forum i joined... hmm... shall go w/ e muds once in a while... hehe how abt dat.. hmmhmm... den went bukit batok n let Zun test test drive.. hahaha... karankabok... haha.. a bit headache at 1st ar.. but wat can i say, PCSS-ians learn fast.. we are smart ppl okay!!.. den went to usual n had a light supper dere..sent Zun hme n head to changi beach.. n sme wind blew blew n back home.. Sigh..sigh.. wanted to stay longer..

Then Sat ar.. hmm.. was supposed to go cycling w/ cat shit ar... but e usual plans always dun go e way u wanted them to. Rain came dat aft... den couldn be bothered to wait at hme for e latter too.. always cant settled on one thing. Sian ar.. Pretty pissed off when i'm settled on one decision n a sudden change to another. So i myself just sticked to e original plan... n cycled to East coast. haha.. e rain den got bigger... n bigger.. haahaha... den bo bian lor.. went to one of my old "friend" working place.. to find him n get clean up.. ahaha... Just me lar... if i have a plan n i'm settled on it.. any change in it.. i'd feel weird. Having e feeling of just going ahead w/ e original plan. Then was dere lor.. till nite... thinkin nth to do also mah... so stayed on n helped out. n head back at 12plus. Then home.. nth to do. Drove out lor.. sian wanted sme companion but lazy to ask.. dunno if anyone's free or not also.. So just head on lor... drive around aimlessly.. hahah wasting all e petrol.. hahaa... but i enjoy lar.. den if getting tired n want to rest.. just grab a drink frm 7-eleven n go to sme nearby reservoir n layback n enjoy e scenery. Arbo head down to sme kopitiam n watch tv w/ e uncles. then only got back hme at 3plus4. Man i luv tis lifestyle..Haha.. n back to sleep.. until tis morn lor. read e newspaper abt e MRT guy again. N spent my day rotting at home...

soowei noted at 9:39 PM  | 

Minutes to spare..

Monday, March 21, 2005

Bahaha.. now e time's 5plus in e morning.. Just came back frm a drive out w/ hui. Booking in ard 50mins later.. Arent think i'm going to touch my bed for e day.. oh btw.. Greetings! n A very good Morning ppl..!! Haha yeah i know it's too early for even breakfast.. but it's just me lar(btw i had my breakfast alreadi..haha had a cheesy prata.. man i luv cheese.. i'll eat anything w/ a cheese.. except shit lar of coz.).. i like to do what i wan to do.. n i always do things my way.. Well at least u get to see a more standard post compared to my previous post mah.. So so.. hmm.. what shld i touch on.. Very well.. lets begin frm 13th March.

What can i say.. its a Sunday.. n i have to help out in sme crap NDP rehearsal in Kranji camp. Helping out in e PA system. Damn low dat day ar.. cme on.. it's a Sunday..duh.. for goodness sake.. i cant think of any reasons y sme civilians would waste their Sunday doing all these NDP rehearsals.. thinking of as if e country done sth good for dem to repay. Stupidity is e word i find on their forehead.. Esp e muds.. hahaah.. dun ask y i have so much against muds. You wont want to know.. ahaha.. Anyways.. e day's arent fufiling at all.. dun feel e pride for doing such sacrifice for e country.. or even e Army.. HELLO!! I'm forcing myself..n dragging my feet to get myself there. Good thing abt it was dat e whole rehearsal lasts only for 4hrs.. n i get an exchange for a one day off!! Weee... haha..Erhemm!! But hor.. smeone lar.. didn go for e fucking shit.. also get a day off lor.. wah lau... So FAIR sia.. ahaha.. kiddin'.. Oh before i forget.. sth BIG BIG happen e very morning of e Sunday.. Hahahaa... Everything's a flash ar.. Cant n dun wan to remember much ar.. all i know n can say is.. i did everything in a fit of anger.. so let bygones be bygones.. Shall not let it affect my happy mood now..

Then was out on Monday w/ hui to catch Hitch.. haha.. yeah dunno y also.. suddenly find myself so lonely n so stuck w/ e latter.. Hahah.. kiddin.. anyways its a nice show lar.. fucking funny lor.. den met up w/ qlong, heng n e rest... dey were out for nites out.. so met dem for dinner.. n shortly back home.. haha.. -_-"' Then e rest of e week... nth but shit n shit n lots of shit.. not for me.. haha.. but for e ndp helpers.. me still a slacker like before :P check tis out friends...

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Anyways.. aiyah mahuan.. running late liao.. forgot wat happen liao lar.. dunno wat else to write.. hmm.. hmm.... so i just slide my way thru e rest of e wk lor.. then came fri.. remaining of us minus e ndps' were told to go to Khatib camp to support in sme fucking swim meet.. Haha.. funny lor.. imagine NS guys pretty nth much to do but go to swimming complex to do cheerleading.. kaoz.. imagine NS guys in mini skirts n pongpong jumping n screeching ard.... hmm.. pretty kinky eh.. hahhaa.. FUCK it's so... nice~.. hahahahhaha.. just kidding. Anyway we ended up in Changi Naval Base lar.. N met ZH dere.. ahaha damn long nvr see him liao.. Surprised he still remember an asshole like me.. wahahaa... Then e nite drove out again.. u might hav guessed whom i'm w/ again.. haha..my bro haha.. vrroom vrroom.. e usual drove out for supper.. talk cork until ard 4plus i guess.. only managed to reach hme ard 5plus.. n managed to lie on e bed b4 my mum wake up.. SPARED frm e nags.. haha phew.. then slept n slept like a pig until late aft.. woke up.. n start designing my new blog.. haha... hmm.. thinking of getting a new look for it.. e current one looks a bit kiddy sia.. so not like me.. want sth more personal.. haha.. or shld i use e word more mature.. hehe.. well well.. e clocks ticking.. running late.. gotta type fast fast.. lalalalaa..... e 1st time in 2yrs in NS my brain's spinning fast.. squeezing everything out... lalalal..~....

oh ya so was designing e webby until 4plus met up w/ ben.. went to tis thai massage palour in chinatown.. haha.. sorry guys to disappoint u all... i dun ask for special.. haha.. so wont have anything to elaborate on lar.. so sad.. awww... anyways.. after e massaging.. which was pretty worth e $30 odd bucks, we met up w/ e rest of e grp ar.. nvr know of e arrangement beforehand.. so was pretty pissed ar.. but still it's not dat bad. e guys are practically still e same.. so we did wat we used to do.. smetimes i really miss e days.. e days where noone would care abt us.. we just do wat we want to do... no donts but do's.. anyway those were e days lar... so really it's a bless to be out of it too.. but smehow my current life.. hmm.. it's missing sth.. sme colors... it's too plain n ordinary.. too norm.. plus i'm pretty much opened n heard when i'm w/ e guys.. baahh.. forget abt e past man.. so.. hmm.. shortly after all e activities.. went over to one of e guy's place.. haha.. a richy guy.. i luv going to ppl's place.. it just tells so much.. n i luv to see e deco of ppl's place.. it gave me ideas... so where am i.. oh e grp was at his hse.. exploring sth new.. ahaha... liked new stuff.. blah blah blah.. so was only back hme at ard 12plus 1.. pretty seh den.. but still drove out.. need to get things tot out.. so went to my secret place.. haha.. SHH... n was dere.. n after which got hme at 2plus. n was back on my blog.. pretty nth much to do on e net..

Came today... liked i've mentioned e very 1st part was out w/ hui lor.. drove out.. haha.. damn.. i need to go to e toilet... peeing needed... Ciaoz.. shall be back again..~

soowei noted at 5:05 AM  | 

Screwed..

Saturday, March 19, 2005

No mood for anything now... check my tots of life..

soowei noted at 3:30 AM  | 

God Bless Minasan..

Monday, March 07, 2005

God Bless Minasan(everyone).. God pls pls bless me!! although i'm not ur believer.. but pls.. for now forgive watever i've done n bless me.. i dun care which god u are lar.. watever as long as u bless me... I've been blasting n hugging to e toilet e whole day since yesterday nite.. blasting aka diarheoa lar.. haha.. been blasting so much dat i cant feel my butt.. it's numb!! damn fucking tired.. it felt as if i've been fucked a billion times.. hahaha.. yeah pls pardon me for my crudeness.. i've learnt dat frm my friend.. not to mention who.. hehe.. anyway back to my shitting.. haha.. feeling so dehydrated now.. give me a sec.. i go get water.. BACK!! CB must be e Fisherman's FrXXXds dat i've overdosed myself w/.. dunno if it's true or not lar.. but frm hui lar.. he say dat e lozenges contains a small amount of laxative.. So if u consumed too much, u will kana diarheoa lor.. haha.. how i wished i've longed believed him.. hope its not too late?? hahaa.. all e sudden my asshole become tis automatic coffee maker.. sia la.. anyone for coffee?? it's warm.. but smehow sme of e "coffee powder" has yet dissolved lar... eeeks... dat sounds disgusting.. hahahaa.. but dunno why leh.. on e other hand, i smehow enjoyed it.. haha.. not dat i enjoyed e stuff going thru my asshole non stop.. haha dun think dirty hor.. hehe.. it's just dat smehow it sort of cleared my bowels.. in other words.. i've lost weight.. wahaaa.haha.. now my tummy looked smaller.. can do sit up liao.. haha.. 1,2,3,4.... 100 sit up also no kick sia.. *sniff sniff*.. smelling my fingers.. hmm.. recalling... did i washed my hands just now?? hmm.. *sniff sniff*.... wooooo.... damn HIGH sia..!! haha...

So wat happened last wk?? hmm....ehh.... ar....haha dun really remember leh.. like dat lor.. e usual everyday stayed in camp do nth.. but slack ard.. haha.. Army life's just so slack.. So HELLO!!! Tax payers,Civilians n Gals!! wake up ur idea.. if u guys think dat army life's as tough as it describes in e tv advertisement,... hahaha....den i got nth to say lor.. but u guys r dumb enough to believe it.. giving wat crap abt protecting our country, our homeland... n our family... wah lau eh.. cme on lar.. if u guys wan to increase e taxes or wat hor.. pls stop using e army as an excuse lar.. e truth is.. u tax payers are actually paying us army personnels e money to stay in camp to eat n sleep throughout our army life.. n of coz paying sme idiots who signed on to get paid while playing mahjong.. pretty lame rite.. Anyways came monday lar... e day where we finally moved our butt.. haha we were told to move ops boxes out of containers dat were shipped back to Spore.. haha so everyone's doing their own part lor.. den u guys must be thinking i'll be slacking ard in one corner again rite?!!? no lor... in fact i was so garang.. u all wouldn hav guessed... i blocked an oncoming rolling concertina wire w/ my bare hands... fucking BAREHANDS leh!!.. hahaha.. n got myself a deep cut.. but i nvr shed a tear.. sia la.. garang rite?! hahaha.. actually not lar.. dunno y lar.. dat day had sme misunderstandin w/ an idiot lor..dat got me so pissed off n when i'm pissed off, i'm usually not thinking... hahaha so i blocked e stuff w/ my barehands.. GARANG bo...hahha..

Den had my ACCT lessons on tues, wed n fri..err.. dun really noe wat does ACCT stands for lar.. cant be bothered also lar.. it's just sme lesson where u go ard slamming ur partner lor.. hahaha... dunno y leh.. i enjoyed myself.. i dunno abt my partner lar.. but all i noe is.. it wouldn be unusual if i happen to break his hands or leg one day.. haha.. coz i'm tis cork fellow who just couldn care much.. ahahah... so i shall let my partner remained unnamed to protect his reputation.. hhaaahha.. on e overall it's a form of good exercise lor.. where we learn how to counter moves.. haha.. machiam bruce lee like dat leh.. not bad de wor... Still e only bad thing is... we have to have our head gear on during e session.. as a safety precaution.. haha.. imagine..e head gear.. not only has it been passed down frm batches after batches.. currently, its still shared among hundreds of ppl.. liew.. damn err... imagine e sweat.. n everything... wooo.. HIGH i tell u... high.. n it causes breakouts on my flawless skin.. hahaah.. damn it.. sigh..dere goes my beautiful skin.. hahahahaha.... Thurs.. had my SOC.. wasnt quite prepared for it coz it came so suddenly.. like my diarheoa.. if i try farting.. god noes.. e coffee making session will come so suddenly.. like a river flow... hahaa.. ok.. back to my SOC.. tis time round had more ACTIGEN-E in e morning.. damn it.. i die die must pass tis SOC.. i told myself.. cant let myself down.. i'll try everything to pass tis.. imagine lar.. i've alreadi stoop so low dat i would even listen to sme crap theory abt milo gives u wings... ahahah...jkin lar.. dun play play hor.. e ACTIGEN-E actually works!! hahaa.. i've got my personal best at 9:02!! hahaha...i guessed.. but dunno if got magic pen or not lar.. if got.. i wouldn feel as much happy lor.. honestly.. kns.. but wasnt happy abt my performance too.. coz i didn really complete e whole obstacle.. coz fell off e swing trainer half way thru.. cannot take it lar.. my wound opened again.. but managed to finish all other obstacles.. w/ my manly tolerance.. hahaha... wahhh... where's my applause?? hahaha... must show encouragement mah... hehe..

Then fri book out liao went out w/ hui ar... need to make full use of my time.. coz having my COS duty on saturday.. haha damn touch sia.. e latter burned a cd dat i wanted.. haha which i'm currently listening to now... anyways was out to catch Prestinct 13. a fully action packed show lor.. very very packed ar.... haha but not my show ar...e whole scene just happened in e fucking police station.. ahaha.. but still will give it a 3star lor.. for effort.. ahaha.. den came Sat lor.. e fucking cork up day for me.. was informed of dat there will be a power cut off frm 1-6pm.. damn.. imagine lar...5 hrs of no air con.. no entertainment... no nth.. w/ u alone in e stuffy room...haha machiam playing Survivor wor.. wah lan eh... buay tahan lor.. hahaaa.. so left me w/ no choice but to go back bunk n sleep lor.. hehe.. excuses... n just when i tot nth could be worse.. misfortunate stuff befalls on edwin.. wanted to be there... nah shall not elaborate abt it.. rather private.. hehe.. shh.. unless u r close to me.. anyways was worried sick e whole day dat i even tot of AWOL lor.. hahaha.. lame rite.. couldn get stuff out of my mind..lucky i'm calm enough.. hehe n got hui ard ar to entertain me.. although e fucker was out enjoying himself lar.. ahhaaha.. kidding lar.. Really GOD BLESS EVERYONE lor...

Sunday damn tiring.. was disturbed of my sleep by shaun.. hahaha.. was sleeping in e bunk ar.. he woke me up..coz he's e next day COS.. hahaha supposingly to take over me.. but i'm sleeping my way in e bunk.. anyways.. woke up liao.. nvr go hme str8.. went to find my friend.. den evening went out w/ hui.. gone VROOM VROOM.. haha.. gone out to seek nice nightspots.. haha.. went to mount faber.. wahh.. damn we found a new spot.. w/ really nice scenery n all..n e ambience's dere.. damn "NAP" ar.. hahaha can see couples make out also.. haha.. opps.. dun mean to leh.. den e usual stuff lar.. talk cork sing song.. talked things out straight.. eat supper n went to our lau di fang.. ahahhaha... tis time round mama.. it has nth to do w/ hui.. is i force him to go one... ahahah.. watever.. btw added sme tots to my blog.. go check it out.

soowei noted at 11:10 PM  |