welcome newcomers??

Sunday, May 23, 2004

This week.. really sian.. 2 newcomers came to our camp.. haha.. it's not tat i dun welcome dem.. but it's just dat.. we r just abt to get used to each others companion when newcomers came in.. n here we r going to get to know each other again.. dunno y.. but just dun lik e feeling of going thru e phase.. anyway a new BSO and a new signaller came..

The new BSO's Simon Lee.. 1st impression of him was dat he looked lik wee kiong.. a guy wif specs n atomic hairstyle but tried to keep it down by puting lots of water.. hehe.. n dat.. he looked a bit garang n blur.. who isn't blur on e 1st day.??! so okay lor.. but didn really took him into my eyes lar.. still prefered e old stunner.. It was alrite lor.. for e 1st few days.. nvr really talked to him.. nor get to know him.. but for one thing i can confirm.. is dat he cant gain my respect as an officer.. mayb i'm baised against him or wat.. but heck care.. dat's just wat i feel for now.. didn really like it when he tried to threat our Sat.. he threatened us dat if we did not give a good run when we r running w/ him, our sat will be burned.. wat e fuck!! saying dat we must show more enthu.. more spirit.. spirit my foot.!! shit u know?? u wan?? crazy guy.. just dun lik e feeling of being threatened lor.. esp when he's still new.. n cant gain e slightest respect frm me.. boo....!~

e new Signaller's.. didn really get his name rite.. shaun or shawn.. haha watever shit name lar.. didn really know much abt him.. just dat.. he's here to take over herman.. n take over my CO sig position.. hahaah.. woo yeah~.. goodbye CO!.. didn really took him into my eyes too.. hahah.. i admit lar.. mayb was becoz he's frm JC.. didn really lik JC ppl.. coz dey got tis fantastic aura ard dem dat.. dey r so smart n we r so stupid.. haha.. okay lar.. mayb i'm just e one feeling this.. n dat i hav very low self-esteem.. shit ok?! also dat he's half a white horse?? heard it frm dunno who lar.. but didn really lik e idea when dat get into my mind.. nvr really got to talk to him tis wk.. too coz.. he's lik a bit shy lar.. n mayb coz my mum taught me well..? she often taught me not to talk to strangers.. heheh.. will try to talk to him more lar.. see my mood lor.. cant really remember which day it happens.. but for wat i remember is dat.. we sabo-ed herman.. alex.. n shaun. on one of e days.. again w/ flour..eggs.. n soy sauce.. haha.. same old stuff.. boring.. though we r to sabo all 3 of dem.. but we focused more on alex lar.. y? coz he's e more fun one lor.. e rest(herman n shaun) r just lik lying dere dead waitin for us to tekan dem.. fuck lar.. lik dead ducks.. haha.. alex was all e while e only one screaming lor.. n chasing over us.. e latter looks just lik e swarmp thing.. haha..oh ya.. n e pervertic samuel actually used soy sauce as shampoo n applied it to e 3 of dem haha..siao.. but e most shitty thing is.. we hav to clear up e mess after all e stuff.. sian 1/2

this wk we still cant escaped e stun given by our BSO.. haha.. we r sitting n sleeping in e nice air con rm.. when he suddenly stunned us by giving us fieldpack inspection in e mid aft.. where e scroching sun is out.. sleeping so nice.. when he suddenly announced dat.. we r to fall in in e chin up bar in 5mins w/ our fieldpack.. siao lang keng.. okay lar so we falled in in time.. i guess.. den as usual 1min in 1 min out.. saying again "this is not a tekan session".. fuck u.. wat he means is just lik i fuck u and say dat i dun mean to fuck u.. fuck.. haha. so after e all so called not tekan session.. he sort of let out a hint or two dat dere may be turn out on e next day.. so e next day everyone was lik so kan chiong.. we did our fieldpacks n get a early sleep.. e funny part cmes in where e BMHM(battalion most happening man) actually wore his SBO n long4 with him to sleep.. n even slept on e floor.. tell me he's not siao.. really hav no idea y dere's such a person livin on e earth.. y?!?! it reminds me of one song.. "when u can believe".. lyrics goes.."there can be miracle.. when u believe.." this is one big miracle.. who knows mayb one day e science technology ppl cme to our unit n grab e BMHM n give him a full body checkup.. test his brain cells.. etc..hahaha.. i won't be surprised lor.. honestly.. if tis would to happen..

just a man

Sunday, May 16, 2004

Really had a shitty wk.. 1st was my guard duty.. It was a nice wed.. wanted to be e 2nd/3rd prowler but.. sgt Ho.. arr.. baa... forget abt dat guy.. anyway.. we are given e 1st prowler.. So dat's it.. thinking wat could be worse rite?.. haha.. so i was prowling w/ terence.. as usual we wanted to "tuang"(means to "chao keng" or watever dunno how to explain la) dat's wat every guard duty personnel would do..it's lik sme sort of tradition thing lar.. hehe.. So we tuang lor.. put all e prowling sheets at one of e checkpts.. which means we only had to go to e specific check pt, fill in all e sheets.. and dere! we can sleep for a max up to 1hr.. haha.. everything was going very smooth.. until it was our 2nd shift.. our guard com..Sgt Ho dat is..nvr informed us dat we r only needed to prowl for 1 round.. unlike e usual 2rounds.. so thinking we r supposed to prowl for 2 rounds, we went to e checkpt again.. filled in e forms for 2 rounds.. n slept.. thinkin dat we could sleep for 1hr again.. i even set my alarm..zzZZZzz... "RiNg RinG~" sgt Ho called terence up and asked us where we were.. stunner man!! we r lik sleeping when he called us.. he called us n told us dat we r only needed to prowl 1 round!!.. wat.. SHIT!!.. me n terence r lik staring at each other blankly.. duh..wat r we going to do?? we r supposed report back to e guardhse by 4.30am.. but our prowler sheet's last timing for e last check pt was 5.30am.. which means we hav 1hr exclusive.. fuck!!.. so i suggested to terence dat we act blur lor.. n continue.. to sleep n tell sgt Ho dat we tot we had to prowl 2rounds n didn get his infomation rite.. terence didn really agreed to e idea.. he wanted to report back to e guardhse but.. really no choice.. if we were to do dat.. we r bound to kana more xtras..!! so we end up standing dere "debating" which is a better idea.. time flies... it's 5:12.. sgt Ho gave us a 2nd ring.. i took over terence's hp n answered.. i told sgt ho my story.. hoping dat he could be taken into.. haha.. instead.. this is wat he said "i tell u all ah, you all better dun defy my order".. wooo...power sia.. ahhaha.. so lanlan lor.. i take my own sweet time back.. so when i reach e guardhse it's lik 5:23.. which is much nearer to our last checkpt timing.. phew...~ so just prayed hard nth will happen ba..

For wat i know..Fri's our SOI test..n e test time is 8.00am..so thurs me n samuel gave each other tests.. we wanted to score well.. n we knock off at abt 12plus.. sleeping very soundly... nice dream.. "wake up wake up" xunwei woke me up.. i was lik wat e fuck.. until he told us dat BSO wanted to see everyone in e conference room in 5mins.. for our SOI test.. it was 2.00am.. tell me dat BSO's not crazy..smebody pls..~.. everyone dragged their feets into e room.. nvr even had our teeth brushed.. e requirement for e test was to score above 95%.. so everyone was very serious abt it.. i'm so so tired den... keep dozing off while doing e paper.. e air con in e room was not on too.. anyway after we finished e test is abt 3-4plus.. n we can get back to sleep.. but really cant get back to sleep alrd.. e crazy stunner lor... BSO(battalion signal officer)?? more lik battalion stunner officer... haha.. always got stuns comming up his sleeves.. anyway i scored 98% for e test.. n had my long wkend.. n would be exempted frm e test in e future.. woo hoo~ great deal..

dat very aft.. e stunner officer came to me n pulled me to one corner.. asked me a ques.. "do u wan to be a CO signaller..? how do u feel being one.. excited? motivated?"... haha dumb ques.. i tot to myself.. (my current appt title is a CO signaller..) immediately i answered w/o any hesitations.. " to be honest.. i dun lik being one..." why he asked.. "i dun think i'm up to it..?" he paused for a while.. looks a bit disappointed.. n said dat he could change my appt title if i nod my head.. frm a CO sig(maintain signal set w/ e battalion Commanding officer) to a rearlink(basically do nth).. it's too tempting.. of coz i chose rearlink.. i only get $470 per mth..y not chose a zuobo job over a stress one..?.. but really regretted after e talk.. felt so no pride n useless.. n dat... i had let e stunner down.. haha.. but really dunno wat to do.. he said dat.. he will see abt it.. so just leave it to fate den.. be it CO sig or rearlink.. i'm just a man.. haha

wanted to watch troy last nite.. but all shows r full... so went ktv instead until 4plus.. still feeling tired now.. go take a nap..zzZZzz~

A tribute to all the great mothers in the world!!

Friday, May 14, 2004

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches, rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book back into the drawer.She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair.She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed. "I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought.

PreHappy Mother's Day

Friday, May 07, 2004

Had two big big crab - "pang xie wang" for dinner today.. tis wkend will be mother's day.. but coz my dad n bro will be working so.. no choice but to celebrate it earlier.. So e whole family went out for dinner at east coast.. e crabs dere r so ex.. $54 ea.. but really nice.. e meat.. so smooth n fleshy.. hmmm.. juicy~..so we e 3 musketeers paid for e whole meal adding up to $158.. so i'll be paying.. err... 50++ for e meal.. well it's worth anything as long as it's for my mum... Honest!! She's e best.. (",). though at times i might shout n talk back at her.. but in e end i always make e effort to apologise. She put in a lot for tis family.. n stayed thru w/ us.. for e sake of we three bros.. After dinner, i presented her e tickets to Hong Kong.. 2 tickets to HK.. one for my dad n e other for e best mum.. though she reprimanded me for wasting all e $$.. but i know she's very happy.. hehe.. i can see tears rolling in her eyes.. haha.. tears of joy.. woo.. mushy mushy.. >> Mother's Day- to be continued on Sun

tml's my SAT test.. Really dun give a shit abt taking e test.. dun feel lik attendin e test.. bahhh!! e undecisive libran had taken over me...!! HELPP!! now i'm pondering to go or not to go... go or dun go... arr... fuck it lar.. if can wake up den go.. if cannot den dun go.. at e most throw e $80 into e drain..anyway SAT is no longer a criteria for getting into NTU/NUS.. y take e trouble to go all e way down to e test center.. take a test tat i wont know wat e heck it's talking abt for abt 3-4hrs.. flunk e paper.. n back hme again.. man.. wat's e diff?? i might as well get a good nite sleep till 12.. den wake up bathe n meet my friends for dinner n movie.. dat's wat i call GF good life!~

boring nite


tonight is a boring nite.. tuda tuda~ today is a boring nite tuda tuda lae... arrhh!!! going crazy... lucky i'm serving NS now.. or i'll sure be rotting at home if i cant find a job.. life in s'pore really sux!! gonna update my wishin list again.. hope i can migrate to NZ or Canada or Italy or any where else as long as i can get out of here!!

Busy week.. *tired*

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Just came hme frm tuition.. at last desmond could seat thru e whole tuition.. n had done all his homework w/ only few wrong.. not bad.. so spare him frm beating.. hhaha.. exams r coming.. so gave him lots n lots of exercises.. Hope i wont stress him out.. Hmm.. samuel wanted to see the layout n e design of my blog.. so wat am i going to do?? to show him or not.. always had wanted to let this blog to be private leh. Haha scarly he see liao.."tiew.. Chio!! hahah.. Soo wei hao li hai!!" Sian.. Shall see my mood later on.. See if he begs me.. ahahaha... *Yawn*... am still very tired.. coz had a date with my primary school friends.. haha.. although only e 4 of us.. Real happy to reconcile with dem.. a surprise friendster can bring!! after abt 8-10 yrs of no contact.. all the pri school kiddo looked changed.. to become mature ladies at work.. OL woohoo!! yummy.. haha.. pretty pretty... haha comments frm dem.. i changed.. got a taller(hehe happy sia~).. haha but my nose.. still remains.. e big size..sian1/2.. but i'm happy with my nose.. at least i can breathe in more oxygen mah.. hehe =p..

Could hav woke up later... if not for the guard duty stuff.. today's isn't my duty for guard.. but i'm one of the reserve.. and is e last reserve. So nvr really bothered if i will be activated.. Until tis morn a guy.. dunno who called up while i'm sleeping saying tat i might be activated for guard today.. my sleepy mind immediately came to a shock! wat e fuck!! "i'm the last reserve n i might be activated?? wat e hell?" i was thinking to myself.. esp on a sunday.. where i would hav to work a 24hr shift.. w/o thinking i told him... i got sth on today.. didnt think he would believe me.. but at least it's worth a try~ So he said he would call me up again to let me know if i would really be activated.. Could'n sleep anymore.. really feel like dozing off but e felt so tensed up..and it's only 7plus am?! only slept for 3hrs plus.. after waiting for abt 15-25 mins e same guy called up.. *phew* good news.. i wasn't activated... no idea y n i dun care.. i just said 'thank u' n dat's it.. wanted to hang up e phone ASAP in case he changed his mind.. haha really LUCKY~ phew phew..

had a "sai kang" wk.. this thurs.. had my ippt.. still stuck at a pass.. when will i get my silver?! just my SJB.. frm 221 to 216.. a great drop.. gonna train hard!! INTENSE TRAININ'!! all i need is only 9cm to my silver.. y cant i just jump far.. sad sad... samuel n jinghui's e gold potential holder.. gonna get gold if their 2.4 hits below 9:45.. really no mood to run on dat day.. but mayb can boost up samuel or jinghui.. at least act as a pacer.. sounds very wei da leh.. so not me.. wahaha.. N.... samuel finally beat me in his 2.4 timing... hhahahah.. 10:02.. nvr got his gold timing but he still got e mood to show off to me... Arghhh!!! shld hav run faster!! i shall beat him in e next ippt.. wahahahah..!! just wait.. ass.. immediately after our ippt.. still tired out, sgt yizhi came n told us dat RSM had a mission for us.. n e mission is... to sweep the road frm 20SA to the MO.. sweeping of leaves n litters on e road?? wat an ass!! fucker.. #@!&#!! ... cant even get my "guard rest" or bathe.. we r diplomats leh.. n here we r sweeping the road.. haha... funny lor.. fat ass.. so y do i hav to get a diploma in e 1st placE? okay so we swept for abt 10mins, e fat ass came and wanted yizhi to clear e weeds.. imagine..a sgt.. hav to pluck weeds?? wat did he do to deserve dat...?! does it mean dat an ass can dun show sgt respect?? ahahaha... so we just swept lor.. no complains.. to make things easier for sgt.. swept, play, swept until it's 1130.. lunch time n we r done.. finally!! our work cmes to 7packs of leaves... how i wish i can stuff e pack of leaves into dat ass face(##).. last but not least "eat my shit.. ass!!"